Hoshimota
An American businessman goes on business to Japan. He tells his assistant that night to get him some ‘entertainment.’ So his assistant gets him a hooker. The whole night this Japanese hooker keeps screaming, ‘Hoshimota, hoshimota!’
He thinks he is doing it really, really good.
The next morning he goes to play a game of golf with his Japanese business partner, who makes a hole in one. Everyone is congratulating him in Japanese and patting him on the back. The American can’t think of what to say, so he says “HOSHIMOTA!”
His Japanese partner turns to him and says, “What do you mean, it is in the wrong hole?”