Hospital Joke
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Loading ...A woman gets a call from the hospital. The doctor at the hospital says, “Mrs. Smith, it’s about your husband. He’s been in a terrible car accident.”
Mrs. Smith says, “Ohmigod, what happened.”
The doctor says, “Well, I’ve got good news, and bad news.”
Mrs. Smith says, “Give me the good news first.”
The doctor says, “Well, your husband suffered extensive injuries and will take years to recuperate. He broke both of his arms, among other things, so for at least a year you’ll have to spoon-feed him, bathe him, and even wipe his ass for him.”
Mrs. Smith says, “My god, that’s awful, what’s the good news?”
The doctor laughs and says, “I was just teasing you! He’s dead!”
