Hospitalized Rabbi
A rabbi had a terrible car wreck and was rushed to a local Catholic hospital. After the doctors patched him up, he recuperated in the orthopedic ward for several weeks.
As he recovered from his injuries, he became friends with a nun who was a nurse there.
One day, she came into his room and noticed that the crucifix on the wall was missing. She asked him good-naturedly, “Rabbi, what have you done with the crucifix?”
“Oh, Sister,” chuckled the rabbi, “I just figured one suffering Jew in this room was enough.”