Housewarming Gift

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When we moved into our new home, the first one we owned rather than rented, one of my husband’s friends gave him a bottle of champagne.

In the hustle and bustle of getting settled, the gift was tucked away and temporarily forgotten.

Three months later, we held a Christening party for our third child. Champagne flowed in celebration until, running short, we remembered our housewarming gifts.

In front of our guests, I open the attached card and read it aloud, “Harry, take good care of this one–it’s yours!”

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