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She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
She thought General Motors was in the army.
She thought “Meow Mix” was a CD for cats.
She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Under “education” on her job application, she put “Hooked On Phonics.”
She tried to drown a fish.
She tripped over a cordless phone, and had one installed in every room of her home.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said, “concentrate”.
She got stabbed in a shoot-out.
She told me to meet her at the corner of “WALK” and “DON’T WALK”.
She thinks “assets” are small donkeys.
She thinks a “Mexican border” pays rent every month.
They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
At the bottom of the application where it says, “sign here,” she put “Gemini”.
She asked for a price check at “Just A Buck”.
It takes her two hours to watch “60 Minutes”.
She studied for a blood test & a urine test - and failed both.
She thought she needed a token to get on “Soul Train.”
She sold the car for gas money!
When she saw the movie sign that read, “under 17 not admitted”, she went home and got 16 friends to go in with her.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around at home, she moved.
She thinks “Taco Bell” is the Mexican phone company.
When she missed the number 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice, instead.
When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.
She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
She locked her keys in her car and called the locksmith saying, “Hurry and get here! It’s gonna rain and I left the top down!”
