How Life will be Different Now That Hillary’s Moved Out
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Loading ...Top 10 ways the White House will be different now that Hillary has moved out:
10. President no longer sleeps alone.
9. Faucets in master bathroom now dispense scented massage oil and gravy.
8. Forget dress-down Friday—now all-nude Friday and pantless Monday through Thursday.
7. Volumes of Hillary fan mail redirected to new house.
6. Hillary no longer writing volumes of fan mail to herself.
5. No pressure to cuddle.
4. Token male intern transferred out.
3. Oval office now covered with “Vote Giuliani” posters.
2. Women’s soccer team no longer has to win the World Cup to spend night at the White House.
1. Menorah taken off living room mantle.
