How Little Johnny Got His New Bike…

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Little Johnny’s father just comes home from a long business trip. He finds Little Johnny riding a very fancy new 10-speed bike. He asks Little Johnny, “Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300.”

“Easy, Dad…,” Little Johnny replies. “I earned it from hiking.”

“Come on,” his father says. “Tell me the truth.”

“That is the truth,” insists Little Johnny. “Every night you were gone, Mr. Reynolds from the grocery store would come over to see Mom. He’d give me a $20 bill and tell me to take a hike.”

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