How much have you got?
Two little boys were playing in a neighbor lady’s yard when they noticed a man knock on her door and say he wanted to have a good time and asked her, how much? She told him $30.00 and let him in. A little while later he left with a big smile on his face.
This happened several more times and the little boys were getting more and more curious, so they knocked on the lady’s door and said they wanted to have a good time.
She invited them in and asked how much money they had. One boy said he had 5 cents and the other boy said he had 10 cents. She knocked their heads together and kicked them
out the door.
One boy said to the other, “Whew! I don’t think I could stand $30.00 worth of that!”