How Much is a Billion?

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What’s the difference between a millionaire and a billionaire?

A million seconds is 13 days.
A billion seconds is 31 years.

A billion minutes ago was just after the time of Christ.
A billion hours ago, man had not yet walked on earth.

A billion dollars ago was yesterday at the U.S. Treasury.

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