How Old Am I?
A college professor asked his class a question. If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New York, and Chicago is 100 from Philadelphia, and Los Angeles is 2000 miles from Chicago, how old am I?
One student in the back of the class raised his hand, and when called upon, said, “Professor, you’re 44.”
The Professor said, “You’re absolutely correct. But tell me, how did you arrive at the answer so quickly?”
The student said, “You see, Professor, I have a brother who is 22, and he’s HALF nuts.”