How old do I look?
George’s wife bought a new line of expensive costmetics, guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before mirror, applying the “miracle” products, she asked, “Darling, honestly now, what age would you say that I look like I am, if you didn’t know my real age?”
Looking her over carefully, George replied, “Judging from you skin, 20; your hair, 18; your figure, 25.
“Oh, you flatterer! Do you really think I look that young?” she cooed.
“Hey, wait a minute!” George interrupted. “I haven’t finished adding them up yet!”