How They Do It In The South

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One hot, summer afternoon in Alabama, Ma and Pa are sitting on the porch swing, rocking to and fro.

Then Pa turns to Ma and says, “Screw you, Ma.”

A minute passes by when Ma says to Pa, “Screw you, Pa.”

Another minute passes by and Pa says to Ma, “Screw you, Ma.”

Again another minute passes by and Ma says to Pa, “Screw you, Pa.”

After a couple of minutes pass by, Pa says to Ma, “You know something, Ma. I don’t know what the fuss in Washington is all about but I just don’t get too much from this oral sex thing.”

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