How to get a FREE MEAL!
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Loading ...Follow the instructions demonstrated in the dialogue shown, and YOU can get a free meal. No law-breaking is involved. This incident really happened….
Enter any eating establishment, which does NOT have a dining counter.
Here’s how the conversation with the host/hostess MIGHT proceed:
“I’d like to sit at the counter.”
“I’m sorry, Sir, but we don’t have a counter.”
“Yes you do.”
“No, I’m sorry, but we do not.”
“You have no counter at all, in this establishment?”
“No Sir, we do not.”
“If I PROVE to you that you DO have a counter here, may I have a free meal?”
“Sure! Why not?” (giggles)
“OK. 1…2…3…4…5…”
“Excuse me, Sir. What are you doing?”
“6…7…8 I’m counting. 9…10…11…”
“Why?”
“Because I am a COUNTER, and I am HERE! 12…13…14…”
“But…”
“No, I’m not a BUTT; I am a COUNTER! 15…16…17…18…”
I was immediately ushered to a seat and the restaurant Manager came over and placed a doughnut and a cup of coffee in front of me.
“Too bad we never defined the word ‘meal,’ right?”
I smiled at him, stood up, and slowly undid my belt buckle. The Manager got a little bit concerned.
“What are you doing now, Sir?”
“Well,” I began, “since we are defining words, I am going to publicly illustrate the SECOND DEFINITION for the word ‘STOOL’!”
The Manager’s face turned ashen as he said, “Our steak & lobster is the best in town, Sir.”
“Good! Tell the chef not to spit on it in retaliation, OK?”