How to Get out of a Traffic Ticket
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Loading ...The person in question, a woman in a Porsche, was pulled over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer.
When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book, the woman said, “I bet you’re going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolman’s Ball.”
He replied, “No, Highway Patrolmen don’t have balls.”
There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he’d said.
The patrol officer closed his ticket book, got back on his motorcycle and left.
