How to Tell if Your Grandpa Listens to Too Much Rap Music
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1998 Larry Weaver
1. Refers to his Craftmatic Adjustable bed as a hoopty, and wants hydraulics installed.
2. Gets his dentures capped in gold.
3. Insists that Martha Raye is “bout it, bout it.”
4. Gets excited when his pacemaker beeps because he thinks a ho is paging him.
5. Has “Fubu” crocheted into his sweater.
6. Calls his childhood “the hard knock life,” and begin stories with “When I was a young G…”
7. Threatens to “pop a cap in the nurses’ ass” for serving cold applesauce.
8. Wears pants sagging around his waist so his adult diaper shows.
9. Refers to his cane as “the gat.”
10. Prefers to be called “The Notorious O.L.D.”
1998 Larry Weaver
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