Why do women like hunters?

Because they always go deep into the forest, they only shoot twice, and they always eat what they kill.

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There were these three hunters that were fixing to go hunting in a familiar part of the woods. The first man set up while the other two still hunted. The first hunter was sitting in his tree when he got cold and sleepy.
He got him a dip of Skoal and realized he had to take a shit. He didn’t want to climb down so he just shit over the side. He then fell asleep.
The other two hunters killed a little seven point and came back to get their buddy.
They found him asleep and decided to let him sleep. They gutted the deer and then decided they would take it to the truck, and get him later.
When they got to the truck they heard a terrible scream followed by some awful moans.
Thinking their friend had fallen out of the tree they hurried back.
When they got there they saw him on the ground sighing.
He said, “Guys, I shit my guts out!!!!!
BUT WITH TWO FINGERS AND THE GRACE OF GOD I GOT THEM ALL BACK IN.”

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