Husband Tracking
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Loading ...Two women were in a hair salon talking about their lives at home when the subject of flighty husbands came up. “It’s unbelievable,” one woman says. “I can never figure out where he goes at night.”
“I know exactly what you mean,” says the other woman. “One second he’s in the house, and the next he’s gone without a trace.”
“Well,” says a woman eavesdropping nearby. “I always know where my husband is.”
“How do you manage that?” the other two ask.
“Easy,” she replies. “I’m a widow.”