Hygienic Blonde
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Loading ...A pretty blonde woman asks the young male clerk in the drugstore for some bottom deodorant. The clerk, somewhat bemused, explains to the blonde that they don’t sell ‘bottom’ deodorant . . .just the underarm type.
The blonde, undismayed, assures the clerk that she has been buying ‘bottom’ deodorant here for several years, is quite satisfied with the product, and would like more.
The puzzled clerk asks the phamacist if he can help the young lady. The pharmacist smiles and asks what it is she is looking for.
“I’m just trying to buy another stick of ‘bottom’ deodorant”, she replies.
“Well, I’m sorry, Miss,” he says, “but I don’t think such a product exists. In any case, we don’t have any.”
The blonde, becoming increasingly frustrated, says “But I always buy it here.”
“All right, do you have the empty container?” asks the pharmacist.
“I certainly do” she replies and digs into her purse and pulls out a tube of Lady Speedstick, angrily thrusting it into his hand.
“But this is just ordinary underarm deodorant,” he says.
“You people are idiots,” says the blonde, snatching it back from him. “It says right here ‘To apply, push up bottom.’”