I am BLONDE

There was this blonde and she was going to New York. When she got on the plane she went up to first class and sat down. When the flight attendant asked to see her ticket she realized that she didn’t belong in first class, so she asked the blonde if she could move back to coach and the blond said …”I am blond, I am sexy, and I am going to New York so I am not moving.”

The flight attendant tried to explain that there were only enough seats in first class for the ones who paid for first class so she would have to move, and again the blonde answered, “I am blond, I am sexy, and I am going to New York so I am not moving.”

So the flight attendant went and got the co-pilot and asked if he could get her to move. He went and gave it a try and she gave him the same answer “I am blond, I am sexy, and I am going to New York so I am not moving.” So he went back to the pilot and told him what was going on. The pilot said, “Here I will handle this. I am married to a blonde. I will get her to move…”

Sure enough he came back just a couple of min. later and he had gotten her to move. The flight attendant and the co-pilot both said, “Wow how did you do that?” And the pilot said “I told you I am married to a blonde”…The co-pilot said, “Well, what did you say to her?”

And the pilot said, “I just told her that part of the plane wasn’t going to New York.”

This joke is filed under Blonde.