I need it bad!

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I know I haven’t known you very long,
and I shouldn’t be asking you for this so soon,
but I really need it badly.
I haven’t’ had it for a while
going in good and hard
and coming out nice and soft.
If you would do this for me no one would ever know.
and I’d be very grateful if you would.
I am very desperate and I need your help.
You must think by now,
that I have a lot of nerve
but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it
and sucking out all the juices until it’s very dry.
I am not going to beat around the bush any longer
so…….

Do you have a piece of gum?

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