Ice Cream for Lil’ Johnny
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Loading ...Ten year old lil’ Johnnie rushes home from school. He invades the fridge and is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when his mother enters the kitchen.
She says, “Put that away, Johnnie. You can’t have ice cream now. It’s too close to supper time. Go outside and play.”
Johnnie whimpers and says, “There’s no one to play with.”
Trying to placate him, she says, “OK. I’ll play with you. What do you want to play?”
“I wanna play Mommy and Daddy,” Johnnie whines in reply.
Trying not to register surprise, and to further appease him, she says, “Fine, I’ll play. What do I do?”
Johnnie says, “You go up to the bedroom and lie down as if you’re taking a nap.”
Figuring that she can easily control the situation Mom goes
upstairs.
Johnnie, acting a bit cocky, swaggers down the hall and opens the utility closet.
He dons his fathers old fishing hat. As he starts up the stairs he notices a cigarette butt in the ashtray on the end table.
He picks it up and slips it in the corner of his mouth. At the top of the stairs he moves to the bedroom doorway.
His mother raises her head and says, “What do I do now?”
In a gruff manner, Johnnie says, “Get your ass downstairs and get that kid some ice cream!”