Ick soup
Two bikers are sitting at a bar. This big biker comes into the bar and sits down at a stool. The biker next to him has a bowl of soup in front of him and the other biker asks if he is going to eat that. He says go ahead so he starts to eat.
2-3 minutes later he notices a big turd in it and starts to puke and the other biker says, “That’s about how far I got too.”