IDIOTS!!!
#1)Q-Why did the idiot leave the bathroom door open when he sat on the toilet?
A-So that no one would peek at him through the key-hole!!!
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#2)Q-Why did the idiot put a bag of garbage on his tv set?
A-So that he could watch dirty movies!!!
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#3)Q-Why did the idiot take the car door with him to the beach?
A-So that when he got hot he could open the window and get some fresh air!!!