If Men Got Pregnant,…
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- maternity leave would last two years, with full pay.
- there would be a cure for stretch marks.
- natural childbirth would become obsolete.
- morning sickness would rank as the nation’s #1 health problem.
- all methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
- all children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
- men would be eager to talk about commitment.
- briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
- they wouldn’t think twins were so cute.
- paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
- they’d stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
- restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.
- women would rule the world.
