IF MICROSOFT WAS IN ALABAMA
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Loading ...1. Their #1 prodict would be microsoft winders.
2. Instead on an hour glass icon, you’d get an empty beer bottle.
3. Ocassionally you’d bring up a winder (window) that was covered in a hefty bag and duct tape.
4. Dialog boxes would give you the choice of “Ahh-right” “Naw” or “Git”
5. Instead of that annoying “Ta-da” sound you’d get dueling banjos.
6. The recycle bin would be an outhouse.
7. The winders (windows) theme song would go something like “Well the first thing you know old Bill’s a billionaire”
8. Power Point would be called “ParPawnt”
9. Insted of being called “VP’s” Microsoft bigshots would be called “Cuz”
10. The Winders (Windows) logo would incorporate the Confederate flag.
11. Hardware could be repaired by using parts from an old Trans Am.
