If your mom was here

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A dad and his newly married daughter are on a train. Suddenly, a group of bandits jumps on board demanding, “Give us all your money, bags, jewelry — everything valuable!!”

Everyone gives up all their things and they move on to the next car. The father looks over at his daughter and she is putting on her wedding ring.

He asks, “Where did you hide that?”

She says, “In my mouth.”

The dad exclaims, “I wish your mother were here … we would still have all our luggage too!!!!”

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