Impatient Patient
So this little, tiny guy walks into his doctor’s office screaming, “Doctor! Doctor! I think I’m shrinking!!!”
The doctor says, “I have to deal with this other patient first and then I’ll get to you.”
The little guy screams, “But doctor!! I’m SHRINKING!!”
Exasperated, the doctor says, “Well I’m sorry, you’ll just have to be a little patient!”