In a Hurry

My wife rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the express line where the clerk was talking on the phone with his back turned to her.

“Excuse me,” she said, “I’m in a hurry. Could you please check me out?”

The clerk turned, stared at her for a second, looking her up and down, smiled and said, “Not bad.”

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