In Bill’s Defense…?

Hillary Rodham Clinton, role model for women who scare their husbands into cheating everywhere, has decided to have a trial separation from hubby Bill. She reportedly said that she has enough embarassment from living through a year long scandal, woman after woman, a rape charge, and having to watch Bill run to McDonalds in those really tight shorts.

Hillary decided to separate herself from Bill, after trying for 17 years to separate him from evey other woman in Arkansas. She also complains that many of Bill’s employees say that he is a good guy, and they are happy most of their work isn’t taxable because thier work is all under the table.

In Bill’s Defense: OK, now all of us moral people complain that Bill is a lying, draft dodging, immoral, sex crazed lunatic, but put yourself in his shoes. Now if you were married to Hillary… you would do anything, include date every woman you see, because if I was married to Hillary, I’d consider Monica Lewinsky a hottie also. That is no excuse for his actions, but I understand.

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