In one hour…
So there was this man who was quite capable, and was looking for a job. His only problem was, …. ….well he didn’t have (ahem..) .. balls- which bothered him a lot.
Finally he got a job in a Govt office. When his boss found about his handicap, he not only consoled him but told him that though the office timings are 9:30 AM to 5:30 PM, but he may come at 11:00 AM, which he accepted gladly, without bothering to ask the reason of this generosity.
A few days down the line, his colleagues went up to the boss. “Sir, this is unfair. Just because he doesn’t have balls, he is given a privilege to come at 11:00 !!”
Boss: “Listen guys, there is no injustice, this is Govt. office, and I don’t want him sitting idle for one hour by asking him to come at 9:30.”
Staff: “Meaning?”
Boss: “See you guys are officially supposed to come at 9:30, but you come at 10:00, right?”
Staff: - silent -
Boss: “Then again from 10:00 to 11:00, what do you do ? - scratch your balls - right. What will he do ??”