In the Spirit of Hearing
At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, “Who here has seen a ghost?” Most hands went up. “And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?” About half the hands remained up. “Okay, now how many of you have had physical contact with a ghost?”
Three hands stayed up, and there was a slight murmur in the crowd.
“Well, that’s very interesting. Let me ask if any of you have, how shall I put this….been intimate with a ghost?” One hand remained. The speaker was astonished.
“Sir, are you telling us that you’ve actually had sexual liaisons with a ghost?”
The guy with his hand still up in the air looked embarrassed and said, “Oh, I’m sorry, I thought you said ‘goat’.”