In the Spirit of Hearing

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At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, “Who here has seen a ghost?” Most hands went up. “And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?” About half the hands remained up. “Okay, now how many of you have had physical contact with a ghost?”

Three hands stayed up, and there was a slight murmur in the crowd.

“Well, that’s very interesting. Let me ask if any of you have, how shall I put this….been intimate with a ghost?” One hand remained. The speaker was astonished.

“Sir, are you telling us that you’ve actually had sexual liaisons with a ghost?”

The guy with his hand still up in the air looked embarrassed and said, “Oh, I’m sorry, I thought you said ‘goat’.”

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