Independence Day

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Lil’ Johnny’s teacher decided that she’d test her students’ knowledge on holidays. She went through Christmas and Easter and all of those.

So far all of them were doing well.

The last one left was Independence Day. She figured he couldn’t make that a sick answer. So, she called on him. This is what happened….

“What about Independence Day, Johnny?” asked his teacher.

“In-deep-end-dance Day is about celebrating anniversaries of past sex lifes. The term In-deep-end-dance is self-explanatory….”

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