Indian Mating Ritual
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Loading ...The Indian tour guide is explaining the re-enactment of an ancient Indian courting ritual. As they watch, an Indian brave approaches the mouth of a small cave, cups his hands to his mouth and calls out: “Ha-woo, ha-woo?” From the back of the cave comes a faint answering, feminine “Ha-woo! Ha-woo!” The Indian brave strips off his clothing and runs into the cave.
A Pollock in the tour group gets an idea. He sneaks away, finds the biggest cave he can and calls out, “Ha-woo, Ha-woo?” From the back of the cave comes a faint answering, “Ha-woo, ha-woo!” The Pollock strips off his clothing and runs into the cave.
The next day, the headline on the local paper reads: “Naked Pollock Killed by Train”