INK BLOT
This man walks into his psychiatrists office, and the psychiatrist has an ink blot test prepared for him today.
When the psychiatrist tells the man, he takes out the ink blotted cards, and shows the first one to his patient.
The psychiatrist says, “What do you see in this picture?”
And the patient replies without even thinking about it, “I see sex.”
The psychiatrist becomes surprised, and pulls out the next one.
“What do you see in this ink blot, sir?” the psychiatrist says.
“I see sex.” The patient says once again.
Well, the psychiatrist pulls out a dozen cards, and the patient says the same thing for everyone, so the psychiatrist comes to a conclusion and says, “Well, your problem is…you’re a pervert”
The patient acts surprised, and says, “I’m the pervert!!? You’re the one drawing all the dirty pictures!!”