Insanity

After ten years of incarceration in an insane asylum, the remarkable Ralph Tibney seemed to have made a remarkable recovery. “While you were here,” the doctor said, “you actually acquired a doctorate in chemistry. If I recommend that you be released, what do you plan to do?”

“I plan to go to work doing R&D for a major corporation.”

“Good…and if you can’t get a job?”

“Then I’ll see if I can get a grant and open my own lab.”

“Very sound,” the doctor agreed. “And if these options fail?”

“Well,” Tibney shrugged, “I can always get a job as a doorbell!”

This joke is filed under Medical.