Intellectually Challenged

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Colorful descriptions for the intellectually challenged:

A few fries short of a happy meal.

The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead.

Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.

Fell out of the stupid tree and hit all of the branches on the way down.

A few clowns short of a circus.

A few beers short of a six-pack.

A few peas short of a pod.

Doesn’t have all his corn flakes in one bowl.

All foam and no beer.

The cheese slid off of his cracker.

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

As smart as bait.

Her sewing machine is out of thread.

Missing a few buttons on the remote control.

He’s proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

His Slinky’s kinked.

He’s surfing in Nebraska.

In the pinball game of life, his flippers are a little too far apart.

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