Interesting Facts (again)
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that’s more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps outward to
squirt blood 30 feet.
A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(Lucky Pig!)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still not over that pig thing!)
Humans, whales and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (But of course! A guy’s tongue is strong enough to lift a gal’s butt right off the mattress!)
You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath. (But you can, if you hold someone else’s breath!)
Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
Every time you lick a stamp, you’re consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. (If you’re ambidextrous do you split the difference?)
In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes. (You could hear a lot of SCREAMING, in those days.)
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. (Which means that “oral sex” is not on their list of “Fun things to Do”.)
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight, and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of..?)
(Did the Government pay for this research?)
Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew….?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. That makes the catfish #1 for the animal having the most taste buds.
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.
A cockroach will live nine days without it’s head, before it starves to death. (Creepy!)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off. (”Honey, I’m home. What the?”)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, yuck!)
Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump.
A cat’s urine glows under a blacklight. (I don’t wanna meet the guy that discovered THAT!)
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than it’s brain. (I know some people like that.)
Starfish don’t have brains. (I know some people like that, too!)
After reading all these, all I can say is…”Damn Pigs”!!