Into The Woods
(No Ratings Yet)
Loading ...Sally was seen going into the woods carrying a small package and a large bird cage. She had gone several days but finally she returned. Her friend Liz had never seen Sally looking so sad.
So Liz said, “Heard you went off into the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay but you look so sad. Why?”
Sally replied, “Because I can’t get a man.”
Liz said, “Well you sure won’t find one in the middle of the woods.”
“Don’t be so silly,” said Sally. “I know that. I went into the woods because I needed something there that would get me a man. But I couldn’t find it.”
Liz said, “I don’t understand what you’re talking about.”
Sally replied, “Well, I went there to catch a pair of owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage.”
“So how’s that gonna help you get a man?” wondered Liz.
Sally said, “Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters.”
