Irish Quiz Answers

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Some classic answers from Irish radio Just-a-minute quiz.

Actual answers given to the bould Larry Gogan (Irish Radio Presenter).
1) Something a blind man might use?
A Sword
2) A Song with the word Moon in the title?
Blue Suede Moon
3) Name the Capital of France?
F
4) Name a bird with a long neck?
Naomi Campbell
5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch?
A burglar
6) Where is the Taj Mahal?
Opposite the Dental Hospital
7) What is Hitler’s first name
Heil 8) As happy as…. (Larry gave a hint: Think of my name)
A pig in shit
9) Some famous brothers
Bonnie and Clyde.
10) A dangerous race
The Arabs
11) Something that floats in a bath
Water
12) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers
A horse
13) Something you wear on a beach
A deckchair
14) A famous Royal
Mail
15) Something that flies that doesn’t have an engine
A bicycle with wings
16) A famous bridge
The Bridge Over Troubled Waters
17) Something a cat does
Goes to the Toilet
18) Something you do in the bathroom
Decorate
19) A method of securing your home
Put the kettle on
20) Something associated with pigs
The Police
21) A sign of the Zodiac
April
22) Something people might be allergic to
Skiing
23) Something you do before you go to bed
Sleep
24) Something you put on walls
A roof
25) Something Slippery
A conman
26) A kind of ache
A filet of fish
27) A Jacket Potato topping
Jam
28) A food that can be brown or white
A potato
29) A famous Scotsman
Jock
30) A famous Scotsman
Vinnie Jones
31) Something you open other than a door
Your bowels
32) Larry: Famous sports commentator?
Female contestant: No response
Larry: Something you might suck on!
Female contestant: Dickie Davis
Correct answer: Murray Walker

33) And in reply from a man who got none of the answers right:
Larry - Ah sorry the questions didn’t suit you today.
Entrant - Fuck off Larry, you’re nothing but an ould bollox anyway

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