IRS Employee visits the Doctor

IRS Worker: It’s been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable.

Doctor: Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you?

IRS Worker: I sure did. The bottle said “Keep tightly closed.”

(PS — Hey, I know the fact that the patient is an IRS employee does NOT make the joke any funnier for YOU, but I’m not gonna turn down ANY opportunity to diss those slimy bastards!!)

This joke is filed under Medical.