Is it soup yet?
In the land of cannibals, the cannibals cook was busying himself with a stew pot. Adding spices, tasting the broth, and stirring. Repeating the steps as often as a cook should.
A while later the cannibal chief walks up and asks, “Whacha, makin?”
“SOUP!” yelled the cannibal cook.
Seeing that the cook was not in a good mood, the chief decided to change the subject by asking, “So how’s the family?”
“They’re all fine, I guess. BUT I JUST CAN’T STAND MY MOTHER-IN-LAW!” he says while stirring the pot.
The chief then asks the cook, “Well how bad could it be? How much could you possibly hate her?”
“Well,” says the cook, while stirring “I’ll probably only eat the noodles.”