Is that horse for sale?
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Loading ...A man was driving along the highway in Wyoming, when he noticed a beautiful white stallion standing proudly on a hill. All of his life the man dreamt of owning a horse like that, when suddenly he spotted the entrance to a ranch. The owner was outside mending a fence, so the man asked him, “Is that your horse?”
“Yes it is,” replied the rancher, “in fact I was thinking about selling him.”
Well the potential buyer got so excited he says, “Name your price, within reason of course.”
“Well,” says the rancher, “I want you to know that ain’t no ordinary horse.”
“What do you mean?” says the buyer.
“I’ll show you.” The rancher whistles and the horses ears pick up as he runs full gallop toward the two men. The owner says, “Better stand back and give him some room.”
The horse is at full gallop now approaching the two men. As the two men step aside the horse gallops full speed past them and runs head first into a barn that was behind the owner, knocking himself silly falling to the ground and breaking several boards on the barn’s exterior.
As the horse got up and shook it off, The buyer looked at the owner in amazement, “Is that horse blind? he asks.
“Nah, he ain’t blind, he just doesn’t give a shit.”
