Is THAT what friends are for?
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Loading ...Four older ladies are sitting around playing bridge. The first lady says, “You know, girls, I have known you all a long time, and there is something I must get off my chest. I am a Keptomaniac. But, don’t worry, I have never stolen from you, and I never will. We have been friends for too long.”
The second lady says, “Well, since we are having true confessions, I must get something off my chest, too. I am a Nymphomaniac. But don’t worry. I have not hit on your husbands. They don’t interest me and never will. We have been friends for too long.”
“Well,” says the third lady, “I, too, must confess something. I am a Lesbian. But do not worry. I will not hit on you. You are not my type. We have been friends too long for me to ruin our friendship.”
The fourth lady stands up, picks up her purse and says, “I have a confession to make also. I am an uncontrollable gossip, and I have some phone calls to make.”
