Is your dog being stalked by Martha Stewart?
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Loading ...The Top Ten Ways to Tell if Martha Stewart is Stalking Your Dog:
10. There’s potpourri hanging from his/her collar.
9. The dog’s nails have been cut with pinking shears.
8. The dog’s toys are all stored in McCoy crocks.
7. The pooper scooper has been decorated with raffia bows.
6. The telltale lemon slice in the new silver water bowl.
5. You find liver and whole wheat dog treats stamped out with copper cookie cutters and decorated with royal icing using a #2 rosette tip.
4. Dog hair has been collected and put into wire baskets for nesting material for the birds.
3. A seasonally appropriate grapevine wreath adorns the front of your dog’s crate.
2. Your dog goes out naked and comes in wearing a thyme-colored, virgin wool, hand-knitted sweater with matching boots.
And the NUMBER ONE way to tell if Martha Stewart is stalking your dog:
The dog droppings in the backyard have been sculpted into swans.
