Isn’t it a crazy mixed-up world
Everyone knows of the Chunnel running from England to France, but does everyone know this story?
Four people got on the Chunnel: One was a young woman, who looked exactly like one of the models from fashion magazine. The next was a very old very rich woman, then a decorated Sergeant Major. Last but not least was a Private, fresh out of boot camp.
The four got talking and all of a sudden the lights went out, there was the sound of a kiss, then a slap. When the lights came on no one spoke, all were at their own thoughts.
The young woman was wondering, “Why would he want to kiss that old fossil when I’m sitting here?”
The old woman thought, “Isn’t it a wonderful thing that a young woman can still keep her dignity.”
The Sergeant Major, rubbing his sore face thought, “Why would she think that I, a decorated Sergeant Major, would want to kiss her?”
The privite was grinning to himself, “Isn’t it a crazy, mixed-up world when a young Private like me can kiss the back of his hand and slap a Sergeant Major!”