It begins with MEN

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Men-tal Anxiety. . . Men-opause. . . Men-tal Breakdown.

Ever noticed that all our problems start with MEN?

Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a naked blonde and a sixpack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.

Q: What do men and pantyhose have in
common?
A: They either cling, run or don’t fit right in the crotch!

Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need…A man wants every woman to satisfy his ONE need.

Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder “instruction manuals”

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