Itchy Pussy
There was this 34 year old woman who had a crush on a 18 year old bag boy at a local store.
So one day she finally got the nerve up to tell him her feelings about him.
She went to the store and the boy brought her bags out to her car. She leaned over to him and said, “I have an itchy pussy.”
Then the boy told her, “Ma’m, all foreign cars look the same to me.”