It’s coming NOW!
A visitor from England was running around town yelling, “The meteor is coming! The meteor is coming! Run and hide, NOW!”
A police officer stopped him and said, “What the hell are you yelling about?”
The British subject explained that he was repeating what he overheard from two other British subjects, both of whom the officer knew.
Hearing the explanation, the policeman got very angry.
“WHY can’t you folks from England learn to pronounce the letter ‘H’, when you are visiting America? Those idiots were talking about a FAT PROSTITUTE. In other words, a ‘MEATY WHORE’!”