It’s Medicine, Honest
One day a man is sitting on a stool in his liquor store and a nun walks in. She asked him for a bottle of Yukon Jack.
He tells her, “I can’t, you’re a nun.” She tells him it’s medicine, so he agrees.
Later he sees her out side drunk as a skunk. She tells him it is medicine.
“Mother Superior is constipated, and when she sees me she is going to shit her pants!!!”