Jake

A man was in an Australian pub bragging about his dog and how it will only obey his commands and nobody elses.

One man said, “What’s your dog’s name?.”

“Jake,” said the owner.

The man said, “I bet you one hundred dollars and twelve pitchers of beer that I can make your dog do what I tell it to.”

“Ok, you’re on!” said the owner, and they shook hands on the deal.

The man picked up the dog and threw it into the fire in the fireplace and said, “Jake! Get the fuck out of there!”

This joke is filed under Religious.